And I Quote...

I've been collecting these gems for quite a while!

Grammy to Malachi: What did you dream about?
M: God
G: What about God?
M: Jesus {way to go with the classic Sunday School answer, kid!}
G: What about Jesus?
M: He dead. {clearly we have some theology issues to work on}

Before Naomi was born, I wasn't sure how I was going to handle the boys seeing me breastfeed. Especially Josiah. He's into that very curious, ask-very-detailed-questions stage, and I wasn't ready to answer all of them. But, life happened, and they saw me nurse. Malachi--oblivious (what's new?!). Josiah--curious. One time, he was pelting me with more questions about nursing. "What is she doing? What is she drinking?" After giving a simple explanation, he replied, "so those are like straws and she sucks the milk?" YEP, we're going with that!

One day, while riding in the car with all 3 kids crammed in the back, Josiah says, "I know how to spell 'warning,' Mom! w-a-r-n-i-n-g." For a second, he had me. I was impressed! Then I realized what he had done...read the "warning" sign on Naomi's seat and spelled it out to me. But, hey! He read the word!

Uncle Eric (after being begged to play after dinner): I'll play with you after you count to 60.
Malachi: 1,2,3,4,5,60! (In the sweetest, most innocent voice)

While wearing his super hero shirt that is headless (HE is supposed to be the hero..):
Hannah: Which is better, Superman or Batman?
Malachi: ME!

When laying down for bed:
Malachi: I'm gonna think about Jesus and going to heaven.
Josiah: I'm gonna think about math.

Love these boys! They sure keep us laughing!